Porn star Stormy Daniels, who claims to have had an affair with Donald Trump shortly after his wife Melania Trump gave birth to their son, has revealed what the President’s pen*s looks like.
That’sis is contained in a copy of her book, Full Disclosure. In it, Stormy spoke about the president’s genitals, which she likens to a character from the game Mario Kart.
Describing his genitals in lurid detail. She says his joystick is “smaller than average,” but “not freakishly small.”
“He knows he has an unusual joystick,” Daniels claims.
“It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f—– by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d— like the mushroom character in Mario Kart …
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” Daniels continues.
According to her, the alleged 2006 encounter is “the least impressive sex I’d ever had.”