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KFB Movie Review: Toyin Abraham's 'Alakada Reloaded' was star studded for nothing...

 

For the Newbies, the KFB movie review is an every Friday column that gives you a cinema guide on which movies to watch and not watch! You can check out our other reviews (HERE).

Today's Movie for review is the much talked about Alakada Reloaded and the review is done by O.Cube of Cinema Pointer.



Warning! 'Alakada Reloaded' is a sham. It is preposterous. Utterly exasperating. Wholly ridiculous. And terribly disjointed. More a mixed bag of not-very-well-thought-out comic skits, than it is a full length movie with any purpose. Seeing old recycled jokes rehashed in the same old recycled way is not a pleasant experience at all. 'Alakada Reloaded' will almost make you puke. Sincerely, it's just outright shameful! Avoid it by all means.

Hogwash! Seeing this movie was such a pain. There's absolutely nothing good to be said about 'Alakada Reloaded'. A pretentious contraption- Like a Frankenstein soup, there's no logic behind its forceful comedy. A money sink- With all the hype 'Alakada Reloaded' is a near perfect example of "Click Bait". With distinctively hapless acting, a particularly unimaginative story-line and lazy scripting, 'Alakada Reloaded' is most definitely a scam.

Admittedly though, there was this one lady, a fellow viewer. She was so full of it. Through out the screening she was laughing out so very loud. She was practically screaming her enjoyment. Literally Rolling On The Floor Laughing Her Ass Off! Intermittently, laughing, she would leave her sit, run to the aisle and proceed to repeatedly slap the wall, in what seemed her attempt to contain her wild bursts of laughter. Oh! She had fun. You should have seen it. It was crazy. Then maybe, it was pain.

Absolutely, utterly, not recommended.

See the trailer and get more details below:


Synopsis: A village girl is picked to be on a reality show and fakes her life all the way to the reality show house.

Starring: Toyin Abraham, Ali Baba, Odunlade Adekola, Kehinde Bankole, Woli Arole, Nedu OAP, Helen Paul, Lilian Esoro, Annie Idibia, Bidemi Kosoko

17 comments:

Sweetheart said...

Wawuuuuuuu... Didn't see this coming

Highness Gwen said...

All this write ups for just a movie? You sound bitter,care for honey?

Anonymous said...

Haba a lot of people have seen it and they said the film is okay, why is your condemnation so bad. Man hating on man not good at all.

Cb said...

That's ur own version,someone else would see it and enjoy it.....

Ayorinde Goodness said...

I haven't watched the 'reloaded', only watched the part 1 & 2 of Alakada.
Jennifer's diary is still much better compared to Alakada. And yes, most of the jokes used in Alakada are old ones. At a point, it seemed fake to me sef.

omolara ajike said...

Okay. Thanks

Sweetheart said...

The reviews have always been based on unbiased opinion na.

Debola said...

What kind of unprofessional review is this? Mtcheeww. The movie can not be this bad jor.

Anonymous said...

so much bitterness in this write up, please the fact that you didnt enjoy it doesnt mean someone else didnt. You are just a sad person thats the reason your blog cannot move forward, mumu

Anonymous said...

asin eeeh, so much hate

Anonymous said...

hahahah tell that slim idiot ooh

Anonymous said...

Kemi i personally think you should see the movie yourself and review it yourself cos i have noticed that most of the reviews by this cinema pointer guy are always full of hate

Anonymous said...

Alakada Reloaded is a convoluted, senseless, foolish mess – but we absolutely loved it https://ynaija.com/film-blog-alakada-reloaded-convoluted-senseless-foolish-mess-absolutely-loved/

Anonymous said...

LOL All these bitter anon. Kemi didn't write this review.. Awon ode

Omolola Opaleye said...

Someone is looking for cheap fame by trying to pull another man's hard work down..kolework

Anonymous said...

Monkey she didnt need to post it then, rubbish... Wawa

Anonymous said...

Tell them ooh,lol

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