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Disvirgin, Next tomorrow and eight other common words Nigerians use everyday that don't exist




 
 
Many people speak English as their first language. It is one of the most commonly spoken languages in the world.
 
Nigerians are very good at a number of things and one of them is inventing their own version of English which has become popular overtime.
 
Some of the words and phrases we use often cannot be found in the dictionary. Some are words you picked up from others and they have become quite a norm.
 
It is not only the uneducated folks that are guilty of using these wrong words as the very educated Nigerians also use the English language inappropriately.
 
Below are words Nigerians use that don’t exist in the English dictionary:
 
1. Go-slow: When Nigerians say go-slow, they mean congested traffic, which is wrong. The meaning of go-slow in the English dictionary is, a form of industrial action in which work or progress is deliberately delayed or slowed down.
 
2. Disvirgin: This word is used on a daily basis by many Nigerians when they intend to say a woman has lost her virginity. There is no word like disvirgin. The correct word to use is deflower. Disvirgin simply does not exist.
 
3. Trafficate: Nigerians use the word to describe a situation where a driver indicates to other drivers that he/she wants to take a turn. It is used so often, that it has started to sound like proper English.
 
4. Flashing: Every Nigerian knows “flashing” to mean when someone calls your mobile phone and cuts off before you answer. The word ‘flash’ is so common among Nigerians and its used at least once daily by many. Flash has different meanings but none has anything to do with a phone call. The word doesn’t exist in that sense in English.
5. Installmentally: Don’t be tempted to use the word ‘installmentally’. Though it sounds correct, it isn’t. There is no such word in the English dictionary as it exists only in the Nigerian edition of English language. The correct thing to say is ‘in installments’.
 
6. Opportuned: What exists in English dictionaries is ‘opportune,’ without ‘d’ at the end. Opportune means ‘timely’ or ‘well-time, especially convenient or appropriate for a particular action or event. Opportuned is only common in Nigerian English.
 
7. Cunny: This is a word which Nigerians use to describe someone that is being deceitful or crafty. The right word is cunning not cunny.
 
8. Next tomorrow: Most Nigerians generally use “next tomorrow” but there is not such word as next tomorrow. Instead you should say, “a day after tomorrow."
 
9. Packer: Nigerians probably got the word from pack. The right word is dustpan. Since dustpan packs dirt, Nigerians like to call it packer.
 
10. Pepperish: It is common to hear Nigerians describe a meal that has too much pepper in it as pepperish. The proper word should be ‘peppery’. No native English speaker uses the word pepperish” to describe the burning sensation we feel from eating pepper.

6 comments:

  1. lol, I'm guilty of 3,6,9,10, I still use those words till date. lol

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  2. OMG! Kemi, this particular post is being talked abt on 99.9 fm Abuja by Bunmi. Can't recall the name of the station. I hope they give ur blog credit for this.

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  3. Trafficate, flash, me is guilty... Hehehehehhe*covers face *

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  4. In english language you can create new vocabulary. If those words dont exist, the creators of english language probably dont know their usage hence the reason it doesnt exist in the dictionary. These words actually makes sense and there should be used because they are creation of words from two meaningful words. We dont own the key to creation and addition of new english words, and at the same time these words can be used in an iformal communication.

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  5. Lmao...guilty of number 2 and 4.

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