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My "spiritual private jet" crashed while ‘flying’ from Benin to UK, says man found in Sapele river


A man, who confessed to newsmen that he was ‘flying’ from Benin Airport, Edo State, to attend a meeting in the U.K, before watching a football match going on simultaneously in the coven, also in the U.K, was, yesterday, discovered at Ajogodo River, Sapele, Delta State, Vanguardngr reports.

The self-confessed wizard said: “I was flying in with what is known in the physical realm as ‘Plantain Leaf,’ but it is actually my expensive private jet in the coven realm. It crashed me into this bridge, when the fuel in it finished.

My members will be here tonight to refuel it for me, so I can continue my journey to the UK. I have to be in the UK to watch football, because there is economic recession, unemployment and inflation in Nigeria.”

6 comments:

  1. I can say for sure that this guy is definitely crazy. He can be anything but not a witch or wizard. Nigerian economy don frustrate this guy sotey him begin talk like mad man. Which witch go waste him time dey fly go UK just to go watch match? If them check this guy well, he possible say he loose huge amount of money to naira bet or any other gamble so the thing dey make am kolo.

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    1. Lmao... my exact thoughts jare. Nagode.

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  2. Hahahahahahahahahaha *falls off chair*

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