As we all know, rapper Eva and her TV presenter boo, Caesar who got engaged last month are madly in love. After posting a video of them passionately kissing, some fans especially females slammed her and Eva had this to say:
I understand that none of you have ever had the yearning to Eat your boyfriends like I eat mine
Quite a number of you do not even have boyfriends and from the tone in your many comments, GuuurrRl!! It is not hard to understand why!
I feel your pain
Because even I have bled from the same vein
But unlike you I didn't go around pouring hate and the bitter kola taste of an impertinent spirit into every girl who had one, like I would palm oil into a frying pan.
Instead I saw her and wished it were me
I Said to God, I want that too!
And when, after many a great hits and misses with boys, like a learner on a tennis pitch who just can't quite hit the ball right, I finally met a man who swept the-single-and-searching-rug off my feet..
And Lord Oh Lord, every time I see him I know that I gotta Eat!! And so I eat, when I want to sha,
Nor be everytime the thing dey chook me like that.
Sometimes I like to eat fast
Sometimes I like to eat slow
Other times I am undecided which tempo to go
Like traffic on third mainland bridge at 8.AM from Ikeja
Go - slow…no, stop for a while for no reason, Go fast…Go slow again.
I don't know how long this feast would last,
But it has been served me like the buffet at an Igbo Wedding reception with Food cooked by Isoko women and I intend to eat and eat and eat for as Long as the Food is in sight.
I pray God blesses you with someone who would make you eat them the F out! Say Amen, say it nauuuu you know you want to ����
Hey C @mr_ceezerleo
Thanks for letting me eat again. Tonight, the moon had a subtle glow about it. Daalu o?
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