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I finally met a man who swept the-single-and-searching-rug off my feet - Eva Alordiah on how she battled being single for long

As we all know, rapper Eva and her TV presenter boo, Caesar who got engaged last month are madly in love. After posting a video of them passionately kissing, some fans especially females slammed her and Eva had this to say:
I understand that none of you have ever had the yearning to Eat your boyfriends like I eat mine
Quite a number of you do not even have boyfriends and from the tone in your many comments, GuuurrRl!! It is not hard to understand why!
I feel your pain

Because even I have bled from the same vein
But unlike you I didn't go around pouring hate and the bitter kola taste of an impertinent spirit into every girl who had one, like I would palm oil into a frying pan.
Instead I saw her and wished it were me
I Said to God, I want that too!
And when, after many a great hits and misses with boys, like a learner on a tennis pitch who just can't quite hit the ball right, I finally met a man who swept the-single-and-searching-rug off my feet..
And made me say Yes I commit
And Lord Oh Lord, every time I see him I know that I gotta Eat!! And so I eat, when I want to sha,
Nor be everytime the thing dey chook me like that.
Sometimes I like to eat fast
Sometimes I like to eat slow
Other times I am undecided which tempo to go
Like traffic on third mainland bridge at 8.AM from Ikeja
Go - slow…no, stop for a while for no reason, Go fast…Go slow again.
Anyway,
I don't know how long this feast would last,
But it has been served me like the buffet at an Igbo Wedding reception with Food cooked by Isoko women and I intend to eat and eat and eat for as Long as the Food is in sight.

I pray God blesses you with someone who would make you eat them the F out! Say Amen, say it nauuuu you know you want to ����
Hey C @mr_ceezerleo
Thanks for letting me eat again. Tonight, the moon had a subtle glow about it. Daalu o?

#evaandcaesar S1 coming to you now! Please Subscribe to 'evaandcaesar' on youtube to watch all of our crazy randomness as we both try to figure out how to make a Relationship really work in this 160character texting world we now live in!

10 comments:

  1. Okay Eva. Once again congratulations. Continue to eat your boyfriend and post videos pictures online. *Applause* Hence forth, please post everything on social network. I wish you well. Mura si *side eye* Make sure you post everything oooo, post your chats, your call logs, your romance scenes, bathroom things, JUST everything. Your village people are watching on you Plasma TV. I understand the way you feel. It is not easy *Ife Gbigbona* the thing dey shack you. Continue to eat boyfriend online while some eat husbands/wives privately. O ku orire!

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  2. mumu eva, i can bet it this their engagement go scatter soon, no chemistry whatsoever between them

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  3. Continue. Sebi u don post kissing next 2 post is nakking ur apako. Yeye dey smell

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  4. *your village people are watching you on Plasma TV.

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